Starship Porn

A movie wherein the sole redeeming attribute is a lascivious overview of a spaceship.

Star Trek The Motion Picture is raw Starship Porn.

Suitable only for geeks and trekkers who (at the time) hadn't laid eyes on the Enterprise for several years when the movie came out.

by Dirt Bath January 13, 2010

Swashbuckling Whore

A type of woman who likes to pick up illegals outside of Home Depot and trick them into "fixing a leaky faucet." Also enjoy homeless single dads and puts their claim of "will work for food" to the test. Will occasionally make wild claims about burritos for her own sick pleasure. Also known as the Twaffle, Twaffzilla or TWilley, as in TWilley gonna getcha.

That swashbuckling whore took another homeless dude back to her place.

by burritokenny August 22, 2012

Swersh

An abnormal shaped penis
Shaped like a triangle or a mushroom

Ha! Swersh!
Bob has a swersh!
Jack Swersh

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet June 14, 2018

Sparsh

Sparsh basically means your object of affection. Sparsh are generally cute and a true bestfriend. A cute sounding word which describes overwhelming love and happiness with your significant other. Can be used as a nickname on its own or paired with other words

He is sparsh my bestie

Hey Sparsh !!

by Sherya November 24, 2021

Balls Swashbuckling

The act of creating the "Newton's Cradle" with you and at least two friend's testicles. This is typically done in the later hours of the day when the wife is gone (bitch).

Bro you should've been there last night! The wife was gone and the boys Balls Swashbuckled all night! For science! We were balls swashbuckling machines!

by ballchungler43 April 28, 2021

STARSHIP 7

The new word for the Michael Vick Experience or MV7. In the days prior to his prison sentence with the Falcons, fans would watch their unstoppable scrambling QB and compare it to a thrill ride.

In 2009 Michael would sign with the Philadelphia Eagles and in 2010 he would earn the starting role. Few people believed Vick would ever be as good as he once was, if not, better.

On the night of Monday, November 15th 2010, on his return to the field from an injury suffered against the Redskins a few weeks earlier in the season. Vick would ascend to what Jon Gruden coined as "STARSHIP 7" status; quite simply meaning, he does it all. He is on a whole 'nother level inconceivable to our knowledge of football in the present.

(before gametime)
Adam: "You ready for the game 2nite?"
Ryan: "Yea do you know what time the launch is set for?"
Adam: "What? What Launch?"
Ryan: "STARSHIP 7 is goin' off!!!"
Adam: "OH SHIT!!!!!!"

(facebook status before gametime)
Adam W. is looking to the sky tonight because there are reports that STARSHIP 7 took off on the redskins...

by woody7 November 23, 2010

The SWASH Improv Group

An improv group from East Carolina University located in Greenville, NC. Comprised of anywhere between 12-15 members, the group focuses mostly on short-form improvisation for both rehearsals and shows. All shows are free, usually running 2 hours in length, with a 10-minute intermission.

"I saw The SWASH Improv Group perform the other night, and they made me laugh so hard that I gave them all the money I had in my bank account."
---An actual testimonial

by billyshakesguy July 26, 2006