Old Swampy

A name given to any older man who one may assume has been convicted of child molestation at least 80 times; preferably to the same child all 80 times if a child is present during the assumption.

Person1: Look its Dick Goddard!
Person2: Which person is Dick Goddard?
Person1: Old Swampy over there.
Person2: Oooohhhh.

by Old Swampy August 22, 2011

swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}

hes a swampy meat sack

by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016

Tainted swampy gooch slime

When you're gooch is tainted with with swamp slime.

Jax is a tainted swampy gooch slime.

by AustinAsh February 11, 2015

Swampy

The act of doing something incredibly silly that shouldn't be done, for the purpose of giggles.

"Ey yo boi, do something swampy!"

by CivilGryphon February 17, 2017

Swampies

Swampies (deprived from swampy) is plural for several beers of the cheaper variety and quality. The term is referring to how cheap quality beers can have an often not so pleasant taste reflecting dirty swamp water.

My friend and I drank swampies all night last night. Woke up with a hangover today… damn swampies!

by Wizzlemane96 January 27, 2024

swampy fool

someone who smokes a lot of weed (their mind is swamped)

mista bush, me, a lot of people, some people i hang out with, other people, people at phish concerts

by swampy fool pork fried rice eater man dude March 11, 2004

Swampy

An absolute queen of a woman, who’s ancestors originate from the beach.

We went for a swim in swampy’s homeland today, at the beach.

by Sarahhdelamare April 24, 2022