The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely
A post shower is typical
Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning
A post shower is typical
Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning
Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!
I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!
I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.
by mlk34 April 1, 2010
Get the Swamp Assmug. Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.
by Marko October 23, 2002
Get the swamp assmug. It was a hot summer day and James was taking a nap. Dave had just got back from playing basketball and had some major swamp ass, so he decided to share the wealth by giving James a swamp asstache!
by nello April 22, 2006
Get the swamp assmug. Steve had a bad case of swamp ass after playing football. If you search for swamp ass, under the image section of yahoo, there will be steves picture identifying who has swamp ass.
by Swamp ass Steve October 23, 2004
Get the Swamp assmug. The unfortunate occurrence when one's ass gets sweaty, itchy and smelly usually after a low-quality dump or when another dump is impending. This often occurs in hot weather situations. Swamp ass can also occur when one is holding back flatulence or avoiding taking a dump in a filthy bathroom.
I had Indian food for lunch then got all sweaty walking home and have a nasty case of swamp ass. I need a shower and a butt-wipe. Dude I have the worst swamp ass right now but there's no way I'm taking a dump in that place.
by Fred S. Tare May 30, 2014
Get the swamp assmug. a very sweaty smelly ass
ben's swamp ass was so bad, he had to change his boxers 4 times in a single day. We replied, "holy shit, that's some swamp ass."
by dick head September 18, 2004
Get the swamp assmug. On a hot summer day or after physical activity when the massive amount of perspiration in your post-rectal region causes great discomfort. Often leads to moist underwear and a terrible odor.
by fantomelt February 23, 2009
Get the swamp assmug.