The occurrence of taking a hot dump precisely after a shower. The bathroom is hot and humid thus creating a wet and sloppy experience. Common side effect includes sweating profusely
A post shower is typical
Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning
A post shower is typical
Swamp as may be experienced while going commando on a hot day, playing basketball, sitting in a sauna, swimming, or tanning
Man I have swamp ass!
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!
I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.
Dude don't take a hot steaming dump after a shower!
I though I would cool down by going commando today, but it gave me a bad case of swamp ass.
by mlk34 April 01, 2010
Man, I bet that fat bitch been sitting in the sun so long in those fat-ass pants she gots herself a serious case of swamp-ass.
by Marko October 23, 2002
It was a hot summer day and James was taking a nap. Dave had just got back from playing basketball and had some major swamp ass, so he decided to share the wealth by giving James a swamp asstache!
by nello April 03, 2006
Steve had a bad case of swamp ass after playing football. If you search for swamp ass, under the image section of yahoo, there will be steves picture identifying who has swamp ass.
by Swamp ass Steve October 24, 2004
The unfortunate occurrence when one's ass gets sweaty, itchy and smelly usually after a low-quality dump or when another dump is impending. This often occurs in hot weather situations. Swamp ass can also occur when one is holding back flatulence or avoiding taking a dump in a filthy bathroom.
I had Indian food for lunch then got all sweaty walking home and have a nasty case of swamp ass. I need a shower and a butt-wipe. Dude I have the worst swamp ass right now but there's no way I'm taking a dump in that place.
by Fred S. Tare May 30, 2014
a very sweaty smelly ass
ben's swamp ass was so bad, he had to change his boxers 4 times in a single day. We replied, "holy shit, that's some swamp ass."
by dick head September 19, 2004
On a hot summer day or after physical activity when the massive amount of perspiration in your post-rectal region causes great discomfort. Often leads to moist underwear and a terrible odor.
by fantomelt February 23, 2009