Suspended in Animation

1. An ass that would not move if you slapped it because it is that thick
2. Kim Kardashian's ass is suspended in animation

Damn! That girl's ass is Suspended in animation

by hoosierricanbabi March 14, 2012

Suspender

Pooing into toilet paper that is draped side-side across the toilet bowl, suspending the poo for a period of time out of the water before flushing. This dramatically enhances the smell for entertainment value.

I did a suspender yesterday, stank out the whole house. My girlfriend was furious!

by Odes McBrian August 8, 2022

suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

Suspended

The eerie feeling of having your mind rising off ground while an implicit and sinister outcome is readying to drop. A staple symptom of being alone for too long.

Friend: Hey, did Timmy stay home?
Frienemy: Meh. That whack is stuck on his back, suspended.
Frienemy'sFriend: It must be difficult to not look down.. Lol!

by 64RAMn October 12, 2018

Suspendisse Delusion

An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.

This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.

Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?

Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...

Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.

by The Random Dictioneer May 19, 2020

SUSpended Flame

The very sussy flame on twitter

Person 1: Yo you heard of SUSpended Flame?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Fuck you he is an amazing guy who uses Twitter and charts funny songs for FNF
Person 2: Ok I'll follow SUSpended Flame on Twitter
Person ???: #FlameIsGay

by Keith but Bad January 18, 2022

Suspended Flame

A man known for being extremely gay and liking men an overly extreme amount.

"I like men" - Suspended Flame

by ;lmknjbhuvgycftxr January 18, 2022