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Canary Surprise

To puke, poop, then cum on ones chest or stomach resulting in a concoction that resembles bird poop.

Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.

sex, actions, perverse, nasty, hot carl
Carl gave Sally a Canary Surprise that she has always wanted.
by lolgadget January 8, 2010
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Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.
Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".
by HyperTobaYT April 6, 2021
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Sunday Suprise

A Sunday Suprise occures when you take a presumed lady out to dinner. The dinner is going well so you decide to slip your hand up her skirt and much to the males suprise the presumed woman is carring a nasty set of hairy balls in her panties.
Gary said, "OMG I was out on a date with Bridgett and I had a fucked up Sunday Suprise to my disliking. I had to slap that Chewbacca looking bitch around!"
by -real March 30, 2009
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London surprise

The London surprise is when you cum on somebody’s face and instead of using a towel you use a croissant and then she eats the croissant.
Dude she loved that London surprise.
by Augy manz January 30, 2019
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April Fools Surprise

To have a one night stand with a girl on April Fools Day who tells you she's 18. When you wake up the next day, she says, "I'm only 17, April Fools!" You are then convicted of Statutory Rape.
"Why exactly do I need to come bail you out?"

"Dude, this chick hit me with the April Fools Surprise. Help me out."
by Johnny Ishkabibble April 5, 2009
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three spank surprise

Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016
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Chile Surprise

When you walk into the women's restroom to a stall and find urine or poop with period blood in the toilet unflushed.
Person #1: Ewww! Theres a Chile Surprise in this stall!

Person #2:Hey, she walked into a chile surprise! Haha.

Person #3: Its always funny when it happens to someone else.
by smokinredhead July 8, 2010
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