saplapper

A slang term for lesbian. Describes the licking of oozing sap from knot holes in a tree that happen to resemble the female sex organ- thus saplapper- one who licks "sap" from "knot holes" in "trees."

Lauren's such a saplapper, she'd eat out all day long if she could!

by thepiedpiper March 4, 2008

shpladow

The sound of Sprite hitting the back of your throat.

Aww man my throat is so dry... hey gimme that Sprite -- shpladow!

by mister_jared May 23, 2004

Spladge

To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'

I spladged on her back for her birthday

by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007

spladunk

When you start a fiery shit, the shit hits the water in the comode so hard, it spladunks water all over your nutsack, or vagina.

I ate taco bell 2 hours ago. I was on my way home , had to take a shit and didn't feel like stopping at a service station. I barely made it to the bathroom when my nutsack got spladunked by the most ferocious shit of my life.

by Tiderkevin January 8, 2018

soplapote

Puerto Rican derogatory slang for a political assistant, flunky or gopher.

Ese tipo es un soplapote, no sirve pa' na'.

by Loco como cabra February 23, 2009

Spla

Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

Girl: What does spla mean?
Boy: Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

by ClasiikShark May 16, 2020

Shplappers

The act of getting fucked up and not knowing what else to say because your brain is physically not functioning from the inhalation of marijuana/other recreational drugs and/or alcohol. Also used to describe anything and everything that you happen to find funny during that said time. It can also replace the word JK (see ex)

Geoff is about to shoot a beer pong shot.... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Paul: I just took a hit off that bubbler, damn I feel good... "SHPLAPPERS"!

Miller I hate your guts!... "SHPLAPPERS"!

by Dan Coffee November 16, 2009