Suck my dick 

A less time consuming way of saying go fuck urself

Person #1 says: "Ay u own me money you bitch!!!"
Person #2 responds: U AINT GETTING SHIT NIGGA, SUCK MY DICK

Suck my dick by Lxxnder April 14, 2023

Suck my dick 

When you don't gaf about something

"you can't do that! It's (blah blah blah)"
"suck my dick"

Suck my dick by 2prkl37 May 24, 2025

Suck my dick

When a girl/boy starts to suck a boy's dick. It creates cum, leading to oral sex.

"Suck my dick."
"Uhh, harder . . ."

Suck my dick by I love doing sex November 9, 2025

suck my dick eye 

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

suck my dick eye by duckkiller May 25, 2012

suck my dick pdsb 

When you know that Peel District School Board can see you aren't doing your work and instead you are on Urban Dictionary, but you don't give a fuck.

BOY: Hey I'm gonna play games all math period
GIRL: You know that the peel district school board can still see right?
BOY: yeah, but still... suck my dick pdsb

suck my dick pdsb by mr adamanchuk October 27, 2016

suck my dick obama 

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.

You can suck my dick obama!

suck my dick obama by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013

Suck my dick, or cock 

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."

The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!

Suck my dick, or cock by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011