"Shuba Shuba Shuba〜 Oozora Subaru!!!"
by Nene's husband #69 August 19, 2021
Fastest production car ever made. Shares the same engine with the Ferrari Enzo, the EA82.
Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.
This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.
Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone
Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...
"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"
It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.
Some say that no woman can resist the charm and over all sex appeal of the Leone.
This car is renounded for having the blistering speed of the Toyota Hilux diesel while still retaining the fuel economy of the Fiat 500.
Elton John's classic hit "Ticking Ticking" was actually written about Elton's friend's Subaru Leone
Even thousands of years ago, the Leone was talked about. For example, a passage in the Bible says...
"On the Sixth day god created the Torana, on the Seventh day, he traded it in on a RX II"
It is rumored that the "Big Bang" was caused by an EA82 backfiring.
by Swifty Man October 18, 2008
An all-wheel drive vehicle made for the wanderlust spirit. The extra space in the hatch-back makes it perfect for lesbians who are tired of life in their current standing and just want to live in their car and find other lesbians on all kinds of adventures.
James: I really like the new girl, Ashley. She is fine as hell!
Frank: Tough shit, man. She drives a Subaru Outback, she's totally gay.
Frank: Tough shit, man. She drives a Subaru Outback, she's totally gay.
by thefeministRealistman December 3, 2016
a poor-mans bmw/practical wrx
a unique and consistently reliable and practical car. it has been offered as either a station wagon or sedan. the old ones (1989-1994) had a turbo engine offered, making it one of the fastest cars for the dollar, back in the day. ones made between 1995-2004 were good cars, but not as sporty. then in 2005-present, the turbo model returned, with an incredibly potent engine, and is also a surprisingly fast car, with a 0-60 of 5.6 seconds. the legacy is famous for its excellent reliability, with many vehicles well exceeding 200,000 miles. all have full-time all-wheel-drive.
many associate subarus, especially the legacy, to be "greenie" cars, due to their appeal to outdoorsy types. but in fact, they get worse gas mileage than most competitors. the most recent legacy turbo and 6 cylinder models, have an average of about 19 MPG.
a unique and consistently reliable and practical car. it has been offered as either a station wagon or sedan. the old ones (1989-1994) had a turbo engine offered, making it one of the fastest cars for the dollar, back in the day. ones made between 1995-2004 were good cars, but not as sporty. then in 2005-present, the turbo model returned, with an incredibly potent engine, and is also a surprisingly fast car, with a 0-60 of 5.6 seconds. the legacy is famous for its excellent reliability, with many vehicles well exceeding 200,000 miles. all have full-time all-wheel-drive.
many associate subarus, especially the legacy, to be "greenie" cars, due to their appeal to outdoorsy types. but in fact, they get worse gas mileage than most competitors. the most recent legacy turbo and 6 cylinder models, have an average of about 19 MPG.
wow, i can't believe that subaru legacy is still running. it has 270,000 miles on it!
why? it's a subaru, not an audi.
why? it's a subaru, not an audi.
by oliver milkshake May 20, 2009
1. Star character of the CLAMP manga Tokyo Babylon, and a major character in the series X (X/1999), Subaru exists to take all the pain the writers can think up for him. An Angstbunny of the highest order... if it can go badly for a normal person, it will explode into bloody pieces when Subaru is involved. Although this is unfortunate, if not entirely Subaru's fault, the fact that he seems unwilling to so much as attempt to move on past his angst--or do anything other then wallow in it--makes him a mite unbearable at times. He makes emos look well adjusted!
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
2. Not always a kind of car.
3. Poster boy for angst.
4. Exceptionally popular, for reasons unknown by the writer.
"My life really sucks, and here are the reasons why, not to mention the reasons I will not attempt to improve it..."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
"Dude, shut up. We don't need another Subaru Sumeragi around here."
by pno April 11, 2006
Subaru Legacy is a popular street car that the sexy, and only the sexy, know how to drive. Perfect for attracting white girls.
by Kobe Bryant July 18, 2004
(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of sexually transmitted infections (STIs)
In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
In 2006 Subaru officially changed the name of the Impreza WRX model to Impreza STI. Thus, a Subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model STI autos. Given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term STI to accompany the more well known "sexually transmitted disease," or STD, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
A-"That Gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."
alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
B-"Gary is a friggin Subaru Dealership."
alternative:
A-"Britnay Terple has had more sexual partners than there are chemical elements."
B-"Terple Subaru is open for business."
by Herp N. Derpington February 24, 2011