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texting stutter

When you try to type a word multiple times and you keep hitting the wrong letters and your auto-correct refuses to help you.
During texting:

Me: "deinstitutklajflk"
Me: "deinstidkjlakfl"
Me: "deinstitutionallkdjfioj"
Me: "DEINSTITUTIONALIZATION!"

Bob: Wow- what a texting stutter.
by unicorns4lyfe February 17, 2014
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scuttered

Scuttered - Totally drunk,elephants,langered.
Well-gone,so drunk one could sh*t oneself.
I was so scuttered last night that I tried to drive a lampshade.
by Blood January 7, 2005
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shittered

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!
Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered
by amh4424 December 17, 2008
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Slutterena Van Der Boobsen

A fun nickname fans of Gossip Girl gave the show's main character, Serena van der Woodsen, played by gorgeous young actress Blake Lively.
Why? Because on the show Serena usually gets laid every episode and usually falls in love with 5 guys at a time, therefore being considered a slut by many real people as well as characters.
The second part of the nickname is due to the fact that the actress has great looking boobs (the reason why some guys watch the show, unless you like the "story"), which are at many times showing during the show.

*Note that Blake Lively is not being called a slut, only the character she plays on that TV show is under that nickname.*
Girl : OMG, Slutterena Van Der Boobsen slept with Nate, Dan and Jenny on yesterday's episode of GG, and can you believe how much clevage she was showing?
Guy: That's why I watched it in the first place, lol.
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shattered

If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.
A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)

Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered
by Galawh October 29, 2018
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snottered

That man over there looks a bit snottered!
by ziggy9325 December 21, 2013
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type stutter

The unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when your thoughts move faster than your fingers and you begin to type a word or part of a word before you've finished a previous one.
Intended sentence: Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse.

Type stutter: Man, I'm so hungould eat a horse.
by salemsays December 27, 2010
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