Studying

The thing teenage boys tell they’re moms their doing when there jacking off.

Mom: “Honey I’m coming in to your room because off laundry!”
Honey: “No mom fuck off I’m, studying!!”

by Don’t use your real name. May 3, 2018

graduate student

A young adult whose number one motivating factor is free food.

Marissa, a graduate student, just attended a pointless workshop on conflict resolution just because there was free pizza there.

by Carla Cat October 29, 2013

studio c

The former home of Scott sterling, awkward avoidance Viking, and the like.

Let’s hope season 10 of studio c isn’t a train wreck.

by toodleoos October 6, 2019

professional student

Person who receives multiple degrees and keeps taking courses instead of holding a profession related to the degrees earned. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on the speaker.

Ex. 1: a compliment
"Man, I think you're so cool for writing a dissertation on Mesoamerican maize fertilization. You're a real professional student!"

Ex.2 an insult:
"Hey Jack, won't you get a real job and quit being a professional student?"

by ignor September 29, 2004

hardcore studying

studying to the extreme. completely focused and determined to absorb the material you're studying. to get ready for an upcoming exam.

So what are you up to this afternoon man?

I'm hardcore studying to get ready for my exam!

by dr.techno February 23, 2011

Gender Studies

An academic field created out of thin air and built on a foundation of bullshit. It recruits unsocialized, lesbian undergraduates and teaches them the proper technique for blaming all of their real and imaginary problems on a hypothetical, ancient, patriarchal conspiracy.

Gender Studies should be a fascinating subject but it’s only studied by insane people.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Savag3 Studi0s

The original online alias of YouTube SNY Prison Channel content creator Steven Michael Sigala. Now known as the Savag3 Family.

Whad up Savages? It's your boy Savag3 Studi0s! Droppin' another banger video! Comin' at you live at Walmart! Yucca Valley up in this bitch!

Check it out: I'm in the Tire Lube Express! I'm gonna loosen my nuts, grease my rod, and drain my fluids! So smash that thumbs up! And to all you hatas, cash me outside up in Barstow where you can catch a fade!

by ZXY&ABC August 21, 2020