stonewall penalty

A complete, absolute and certain penalty kick in football.

A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.

by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006

stonewall

v. the act of a group of guys sitting around a table and a girl beneath the table giving one of the guys head. The guys then have to guess which one is getting head while all keep a straight face.

The seniors and the one freshman decided to play stonewall, aka the most fun game known to man.

by lovedasouth April 3, 2008

Stonewall Jackson

When a girl sexually teases you but doesn't end up following through.

John: I fingerbanged her, but when I went to give her the old 1-2, she was being a Stonewall Jackson.

Mike: Oh.

by stumperfluff July 7, 2010

Stoneureka

When you are really really stoned and you figure out how to do things.

Skyler: i want to make little smoke rings in my bong. i dont know how.
Robbie: watch you tube with me!
Skyler: OK!
......watches youtube.......
Robbie: I figure it out!!!
SKyler: o_O Really?
Robbie:You put soda in your bong!!!
Skyler:YAYAYAYAYAYA XD Stoneureka......lets try...

by Lynx9889 January 15, 2009

Stonered

The act of exceeding the 1 hit and quit it limit!

Jason and Nikki laughed because they stonered more than they have ever stoned when being stoner!

by DamnGurl77 May 11, 2018

Stonered

When you’re so distracted that you forget about the food that you’ve been cooking and burn the living shit out of it

Oh Shit Dude, I stonered the fries!

by RedHotChimp March 8, 2020

stonesaep

she’s an amazing badussy, a reliable friend, a great person, always has your back, The most amazing friend you will ever come across. She has the biggest heart and is always there for you through ever minute of every day. She's there when you need someone to vent to or just need a shoulder to cry on. She will not judge you for your decisions but she will help you and be there for you throughout your journey. She tries her best to be the best friend she can possibly be. She deserves more than the world.
Do you know Liz?
Yes! She's incredible. I love her.

“stonesaep is a badussy”

by lizzie budussy August 31, 2021