Stonedish

Half way between stoned and sober

The person who wrote this is stonedish.

by Rae_rays May 3, 2011

stonership

a stonership is a special friendship that two people have together that get along like a house on fire whilst stoned. You two want get stoned together at the same time and want to do exactly the same thing together whilst stoned. You both want to mong out together when you're in the 'mong' frame of stoned, you both want to go on totally awsome adventures together when in the 'i love you' frame of stoned, you both want to dance and run and sing and LALALA whilst in the 'high-per' frame of stoned, and so on. This stonership will last a life time.

"i love you man, this is the best stonership i ever had, dont leave me man"

"dude, if we cant get past, can we get.. future" - "omg man"

"THIS IS FUCKING EPIC"

by HanLamb February 22, 2013

Guatemalan Stinkfish

A fish found in Guatemala, known for leaping out of the rivers and farting and/or shitting in people's faces. Disgusting.

Dumb bitch: I'm going to Guatemala this summer.

John: Whoa, better watch out for the Guatemalan Stinkfish!

Dumb Bitch: Really?

John: Yeah, they'll shoot a load of poo right in your eye!

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

Jerking off stalefish

without lubrication, just raw.

I was jerking off stalefish and my dick got raw.

by Fredwasright October 10, 2005

Stockfish

1. a species of fish
2. name for the computer used in lichess.org

1. Stockfish taste good fried
2. bruh stockfish level 3 pretty hard ngl ngl

by dippingsauce11 May 11, 2020

Going Stalefish

When feeling adventurous a male/female reaches under one leg and proceeds to masturbate.

Fred: "so she walked in on you jerking it?!"

Bill: "ya man, and the worst part was i was going stalefish"

by Kyle Queef July 21, 2009

jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008