spewing bullshit

telling a profusion of false information or complete nonsense; lying.

c'mon, dude. you and I both know he was spewing bullshit about buying that new Mercedes.

by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018

sewing circle

noun. When a group of male friends get together, then suddenly talk about their feelings and relationship problems; gossip.
Everything that said in the discussion is usually kept secret.

On Friday night, Joe, Bob and Jim talked about their feelings about a girl they liked in a sewing circle.

Bob brought up his relationship problems which formed a sewing circle.

by 4n0n3m06z February 14, 2009

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

Steingass

A person or persons who rips nasty ass beer farts 24/7. Especially around their significant other. Usually known for gardening, fishing, and intelligence, these persons are related to sloths. Their natural habitat is dirty houses, mushroomed forests, and the bathroom.

Really.. I’m trying to sleep Mr. Steingass, quit defiling our bed!

The first rule of fishing is don’t hook Steingass.

by Dorasmuris April 2, 2020

dungaree sewing group

An informal collection of lesbians.

Did you hear about Sheila?
No.
Joined the dungaree sewing group, didn't she.

by anonymous July 17, 2021

plain sewing

Mutual masturbation. A common term among the gay community in Australia in the 60s and 70s.

There was no anal action, just a bit of plain sewing.

by Rufous Doors March 24, 2023

Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale

A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave's insanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.

Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!

by fire spewer January 27, 2010