Steamed clam

Exhaling hot, moist air through your girlfriends underwear and heating up her crotch taco.

She wasn't in the mood until I dropped my face in her lap and gave her a Steamed Clam.

by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003

bear stearned

The rapid loss of confidence in one's capabilities from one's traditionally supportive network of friends, customers, etc.

Ralph: Dude, nobody wants me to fix their computers anymore.

Ted: You've been bear stearned, bro.

by Kate Sjostrand March 20, 2008

steard

a hardly-grown, almost shadow-like beard and mustache

(beard + stache = steard)

At the beginning of "No Shave November," men start to grow steards before they grow into their beard.

i.e.
Person 1: "I hope Andy Zenor grows his Steard back"
Person 2: "Me too. I really miss his steard."
Person 1: "Same here. It didn't even get a chance to grow into a full beard." *sigh*

by BobSagetty December 27, 2009

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.

The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.

by steamed trout January 24, 2010

Seared Tuna

This refers to the outer edges of the labia where they are a brownish gray but still remains pink and on the inside.

I just love eating me some seared tuna!" or "That girl was hot but, she had the seared tuna!

by dmktx7 December 12, 2010

Steamed up

(a)In the state of becoming angry
(B) being shot up

He said to me don't keep pressing me before you get steamed up..

by Laghacy May 30, 2018

Seagal Staredown

The act of attempting to instill fear into someones mind by sharply turning your head only and staring into their eyes with a sharp look, only to fail due to not being threatening or deadly in anyway. Usually attempted by fat, overweight people, or by a man by the name of Johnathan Diaz.

Reference to Steven Seagals film cover of "Today You Die"

"I bumped into someone earlier and he tried to give me the Seagal Staredown. Was I supposed to feel threatened?"

by crimsonchin27 April 17, 2011