The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

state store

in Pennsylvania, one of the "Wine and Spirits" stores, since all of these stores are state owned

In Pennsylvania, one must buy wine and booze at the state store and beer at a beer distributor due to the state's dumb laws banning grocery and convenience stores form selling alcoholic beverages.

by Erickh July 18, 2007

Turn state

To become a Rat, Snitch, Bitch,Coward, no longer a man. To work with the Police,Po-Po,Twelve, One time,D.A.,DEA.

"Ohh shit, you still mess with Billy? They Square ass lame will turn state on you in a heartbeat!"

Federal inmate NUTTY#45923: "Hey Stacks what are you in for?"

Federal inmate Stacks#56484: "One of my fake Homeboy's got cracked in october and he couldn't be gone till november, so he wore a wire and set me up.He had a ET finger in court and turned state on me!"

by Nobody1785 November 2, 2011

Tatt-Stat

The number of tattoos that one has on their body.

"Time to hit up the tattoo parlor man. I have to up the number of my Tatt-Stat."

by wiscoflorida February 26, 2015

Dixie State University

Utah's party school. Seriously about the only thing it's known for.

Dixie State University is a small school located in St. George Utah and founded in 1911. Formerly known as Dixie State College. Dixie's mascot is "Big D" which is kind of awesome. Kids go there to 'escape' Utah but still be in Utah. Many mormon freshmen will have their first sip of alcohol while attending Dixie. It's conveniently close to Las Vegas and California and is insanely hot in the summer. A genuinely great school with administration and professors that don't totally suck. Surrounded by beautiful Utah scenery and home to lots of outdoor activities. Like drinking. Lots and lots of drinking.

I heard the business program there is actually pretty good but I can't remember because I was way too drunk.

"Dude you're going to Dixie State University??"
"Yeah I really love it's location, curriculum, and affordability!"
"No, you just wanted to drink way too much and pretend you're still in high school"
"Yeah, you're right..."

by Dixieloverbigd October 16, 2013

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

SaTzu

twice's royal ships. they will give you a tons of crumbs good for 3 years and then they will vanish.

satzu: *posts a selca together*
sapphires: OMG HDKSHDKSHKDHSJDH
satzu: that's 1 minute see you in 3 years

by satzu1429 November 6, 2020