Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!

by joe b hall July 24, 2009

Statue of Liberty

a heterosexual act that involves double penetration with a ratio of 2 men and 1 woman; it is performed similarly to the Eiffel Tower position, except the men are holding one pair of hands at chest level to resemble the Declaration of Independence Tablet, and the other pair are holding a bottle of whiskey in the air to resemble the Torch

Girl: "I got Statue of Liberty 'd so hard at that 4th of July party"

by jesusstepfather March 17, 2015

statue bro

Kiwi saying for "is that you bro?"

Many jokes made by buying someone a statue for their birthday/special occaision

Kiwis = People from new zealand
If you dont understand look for a DvD called Bro Town

"Is statue bro?"

"Chair bro its me"

by Ozboz May 30, 2006

The Becera Statue of Liberty

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.

Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.

by THEHOARD October 25, 2010

Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.

"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."

by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007

Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.

The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The Confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up. The same ones that tear everyone and everything apart are the ones telling people they should be together on something.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

west end street statue

a crazy person who stands in one spot all night in a busy seedy area of central Londons west end because there just fucking crazy in the head and its dangerous

UK guy 1: let's go up the west end......... UK guy 2: no last time we done that I ended up standing with you on the street corner all night for no reason.........drug addict responds:yaa like a west end street statue

by 2014talktime December 26, 2013