When two male and female transsexuals are
fucking in bed and the
woman says "I CAN SEE SPACE" and the sex gets so intense that they are transported to an isolated area of the universe and are broken appart into individual atoms. They then come back together but are so sexually powerful that they become a star with the couple forever
fucking within the centre. The first known case of this act happened in Alaska which is where it gets part of its name.
Person 1: You wanna know what I'm gonna do to
Chantel tonight?
Person 2: Yeah ok.
Person 1: The Alaskan Starfuck.
Person 2: NO! NONONONO! YOU DONT FUCK AROUND WITH THAT SHIT MAN! ITS ANCIENT ALASKAN DARK
MAGIC STUFF!
Person 1: Then this is farewell
my friend. If this must be the end, forever know that our presence and being shall forever exist within the cosmos.
Person 2: Farewell.