A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.
I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.
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After Jessica saw Bob's arms, she got into her rapist stance.
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I saw this hot guy and he took his pants off. I was like BAM! Rapist stance.
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It inspired a unique "dance" on the television show Dance Party USA; dancers would stand absolutely still for the duration of the song.
It inspired a unique "dance" on the television show Dance Party USA; dancers would stand absolutely still for the duration of the song.
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