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happy stagger

Noun: A phrase used to refer to the merry intoxicated walk one does on their best drinking night. This is the walk that normally makes friends and starts conversations with strangers.

Verb: to walk intoxicatedly with a smile on one's face.
Example 1: The other night I had so much fun! My happy stagger was all over the place!

Example 2: Man, John is having a great night but it's probably time to have him happy stagger home.
by kflare3 January 10, 2013
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Nicolas Steiger

A type of guy, who is often described as a sex god. He can pleasure a woman just with his eyes. It is said that once, he penetrated 41 women at once. His cock is similar to an elephant penis and his jizz has the ability to magically heal diseases and injuries.
"What was that? I got an orgasm just looking in his eyes!"

"Oh yeah of course he is elephant-cock Nicolas Steiger!"
by BigDickNickChick November 22, 2017
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serious stainer

After taking a shit you keep wiping but it just won’t go clean.
Bro, i was stuck in the stall for 20minutes, i had a serious stainer!
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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McDonald's stagger

When you're so drunk you can't drive, so you stagger through the McDonald's drive-thru on foot
Damn look at this asshole, stumbling through that drive-thru... he got dat McDonald's stagger.
by dan! January 6, 2013
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stanger

Jeff and Sarah are definitely stangers. They own a yellow 2001 Mustang.
by Mr. Shelby May 30, 2006
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Stangered

To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.
"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
by J.K.2 November 12, 2011
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stagger bomb

Jim Beam Red Stag Black Cherry Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and Red Bull.
A variation of Jägerbomb.
Stagger Bomb, You are in for a great time after this one! Shot of Ice Cold Red Stag, Dropped into Red Bull and enjoy
by the original videobob August 21, 2013
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