Twerk squidward

no what is that too handsome oh my gosh oh no oh my God pls mr squidward SHAKE IT FASTER

He is soooooo sexy Twerk squidward

by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

Squidward

The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.

by Nick September 20, 2003

Squidward

A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Dirty Squidward

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.

I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

by psychonirvanafan May 29, 2010

slizzard

A "dirty south" term for intoxicated

yo im slizzard from that drank

by clawkasion July 6, 2005

Squidward Cullen

Edward Cullen meets Squidward from Spongebob. Good term to use if you are a Twilighter who does not take yourself too seriously, or, better yet, one who absolutely detests Stephenie Meyer and finds Edward to be somewhat, well, squid-faced.

Psh, yeah, would you shut up about Squidward Cullen or whoever it is you're obsessed with these days?

by that one odd hottie July 1, 2008