squirt

a small person. best used on people younger than you

hey, shut up squirt!

by KD June 9, 2003

Squirt

A short distance or drive to a specific location, usually around 15 minutes or less using your preferred method of transportation

“Hey bro, have you left your house yet?”

“Yeah man. I’m just a squirt away”

by TherealcaptnJAC July 12, 2020

squirt

squirt is what a guy's dick does when he has a cumgasm.

I usually squirt eleven times when I cum!

by eda-skip November 14, 2022

Squirting

Squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.

Make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female ejaculate called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.

by Gz-TeRRoR January 5, 2008

squirt

to be bad, unacceptable, boring, or generally shitty. Synonym: suck

"This event squirts dude."
"Yeah I'm about ready to blow ass"

by notbad.jpg August 16, 2011

Squirt

The action of the shit that comes out of a girl's pussy after you fuck her hard

DAMN! You squirted all over my Golf wang shirt!

by adfasdasddgdshsd November 22, 2021

Squirting

The act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink Squirt.

Did you see those girls squirting in there? I wonder if they have any more of those?

My girlfriend was totally squirting last night. She said she was giving up soda for Lent, but I guess not.

by BadBoyAl March 2, 2010