squirrel

a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA

Chris is a squirrel!

by diabetes ) December 06, 2018

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Squirreled

The cleaner definition is to be distracted in an impulsive or ADD-esque manner, much like that dog in the movie UP.

My nephew had my aunt squirreled at Wal-mart today by all the goodies he was looking at

by thatoneguynamed_will December 05, 2009

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Squirrel

Similar to A.D.D., start one task, conversation, or thought, then randomly switching to another, repeatedly.

I went to clean the bedroom. Then I found a usb drive in a pile of clothes. I went on my computer and squirreled for an hour looking through it and totally forgot about cleaning.

by LilMilo August 24, 2011

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wear you rap you penis around ur balls, into the shape of a squirrel...invited by chance mcgrath

yo chance stop doing the squirrel, i'm trying to masterbate to the pictures of your mom

by Lil Schmidt ft Big G June 17, 2006

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Squirrel

word used to inform a bro of the presence of a hot girl who's close by without saying terms like "that chick" or "cute girl" that get her attention and turn her off to you.

Dude 1: Bro. Squirrel. Twelve o' clock.

*Hottie walks by unknowingly being checked out*

Dude 2: Hell yeah!

by Tehsmexynest April 17, 2011

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