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Squatters knob

You can be infected with Squatters Knob through contact with shady or moist people from places such as Ipswich or Narara. The cause of Squatters Knob is an enigma to the medical community due to its rapid spreading nature a no known cure.
Jamie was lurking in the shadows of the Ipswich tavern smoking area, when suddenly Friendy's mother cornered him with pulsating intention and infected him with Squatters Knob.
by ROOTS BLOODY ROOOOOOTSSSSS December 24, 2020
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splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.
by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021
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shintersplash

when you take a fat dook and the toilet water splashes on your ass
I just took a shit, and now my butt is covered in shintersplash!
by BowlerHatGuy January 9, 2023
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Sample Squatters

Costco shoppers who park their cart next to the free sample stand, waiting for the next batch to be ready. Usually parking in such a way that blocks easy access to other carts, discouraging other sample seekers.
Amy: "Hey, we should go get some free samples."

Matt: "Nah, it's already surrounded by sample squatters."

Amy: "Let's go ram their carts!"

Matt: "Now you're talkin'."
by parallel_master September 25, 2017
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Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”
by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021
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shitty squirter

When someone squirts shit like a stream coming out of a water hose
Bro 1: Dayum bro I should of not brought that hooker over to my house she had a shitty squirter all over my living room carpet.
Bro 2: Dayum bro that's nasty
by RealDjthesavage April 23, 2021
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Iron Squirter

A term for Cole's fantasy realized in a blob of lard in which he will inseminate.
Damn he got the iron squirter
by Seer of Glegh March 28, 2023
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