Squinch

When a person gets tattooed by their "tattoo artist" friend and it looks like a squished spider

Amy: "Hey girl check out my new tattoo... I just got it!"
J: "Oh that's nice but uh what is it?"
Amy: "A Flower!"
J: "Homegirl thats a squinch"

by thecokeinourstars January 14, 2018

Squinch

A term used against someone who’s being annoying or you just don’t like them.

:You’re a squinch.
:Stop being a squinch.

:Go away from me squinch

by January 20, 2021

squinches

square inches

this doghouse is 36 squinches

by doin.yourmom December 12, 2021

Squinch

the involuntary clenching of an anus or genitalia due to excitement fear or arousal

whoa dude that chick is so hot she made me squinch

by Big daddy doom March 29, 2016

squinch

it is like scooting but scooting is a larger movement than squinching. when you squinch you are moving / scooting very little

i squinched over a little because i felt uncomfortable being to close to the person next to me

by squinchisaword February 02, 2020

Squinch

The face a man pulls when receiving an almighty whack in the testicles.

"When it connected I properly squinched."

by bazeboiee October 12, 2014

Squinch

Squinch (adj) is used to describe something weird looking or something squishy. You can basically use it to describe anything

Ewww his face is so squinchy

by Snooberty goobert March 09, 2024