squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af

U lil squidward lookin ass

by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018

Squidward's Tiki Land

Great place for the boys and fellers to fuck around in and stuff.

Me: Wanna go to fucking Squidward's Tiki Land
You: Sure!

by Btsully323 February 18, 2021

Risky Squidward

When a guy takes a laxative and bends over, the partner gets behind him and grabs his dick between his legs and tries to get him off before the laxative kicks in.

“Chad and I tried the Risky Squidward last night and he won… he frosted me like a cake.”

by SlapRackBang March 16, 2022

carbon skidmark

1. The impact of carbon dioxide emissions, from an individual or a group, on air pollution and global warming.

2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.

Example #1: Jon got a brand new Escalade but that thing leaves a huge carbon skidmark.

Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.

by flying wagman August 2, 2009

skidmark

TV ad that stays onscreen during the entire program.

TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.

by Two Hep Cats December 9, 2012

Skidmarks

Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.

Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!

by JackMeough November 19, 2012

Skidmarketing

The marketing method to attract skids into honeypot operations just to troll

Yo James, lets run a skidmarketing campaign today, I am bored and need to get my dick wet.

by Fox with no fur November 3, 2018