Squidging

Having your significant other fart/queef in your mouth then you hold it in your mouth blow it into theirs and have them exchange it into your anus

I was squidging the other day and accidentally got a bit off poo in my teeth

by ONYXM00N May 2, 2024

Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021

Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.

"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"

by Amitesher April 11, 2024

Squidge

A term of endearment towards something/someone small, young, or cute. Or maybe all the above.

Person A: I love Harris he’s so squidge (>_<)
Person B: What the fuck are you on about bruv
Person A: I want to squidge him like slime ★彡

by tescoboy720 ಠ_ಠ July 23, 2023

Squidge

The act of squeezing your penis from bottom to top to get the left-over semen out after a nut.

Darn, I forgot to squidge! Now my dick is glued to my undies!

by AGBJ May 14, 2019

Squidge

The definitive feeling of moisture when one clenches ones vagina.

(When one is aware that one is wet)

He’s so hot I’m definitely turned I just squidged.. (heavily lubricated)

by Bumfuzzle1234 November 20, 2020

Squidge

A super gay piece of fleshy, soft, acne-covered meat. They often fantasize about doing the gomorrah with Jeff Goldblum or the adele with steve buscemi. Synonym: oliver.

"Hey, squidge, wake up. OLIVER, you have school band practice now."
*whispers in sleep* "Steve Buscemi..."

by Bitch boy.com July 26, 2018