Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 21, 2020

Squidge

A term of endearment towards something/someone small, young, or cute. Or maybe all the above.

Person A: I love Harris he’s so squidge (>_<)
Person B: What the fuck are you on about bruv
Person A: I want to squidge him like slime ★彡

by tescoboy720 ಠ_ಠ July 23, 2023

Squidge

A super gay piece of fleshy, soft, acne-covered meat. They often fantasize about doing the gomorrah with Jeff Goldblum or the adele with steve buscemi. Synonym: oliver.

"Hey, squidge, wake up. OLIVER, you have school band practice now."
*whispers in sleep* "Steve Buscemi..."

by Bitch boy.com July 27, 2018

Squidgely

An object whose texture is rubbery in nature and uneven, while simultaneously being squishy.

Duuuuudddeee that sea anemone was so trill and Squidgely!!!????

by Emoney123455678 February 22, 2016

Squidging

A feeling of being grossed out and shuddering

Thomas couldn't stop squidging at the idea of sounding.

by SubBunny78 October 23, 2018

Squidging

To make a silly mistake. Usually a continuous one.

"Oh dang bro, my squidge"
"Yo, I swear I keep squidging"
"I really squidged up this time dude. You gotta help me"

by Amitesher April 12, 2024

Squidging

to "squidge" is to fuck around or to waste time. A "squidger" is a time waster, and "squidging" can also be used as a word to describe "holding out" on someone's stash, beers etc..

Why dont you stop fucking around..... HECTOR, quit squidging and pass me the dutch. Like filling out this dictionary form is a squidge around.

by MackOne April 24, 2009