Squishmeister

A girl which is real squishy and playful in appearance. When u look at her, you can't help but squish her cheeks and slap her buns.

Jermaine: Wow did you just see that piece of ass?
Terrence: She was a real squishmeister...
Jermaine: Let's go poke her!

by Tee man June 23, 2014

move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by Js January 2, 2015

Squashed

NOUN

(Skwashed)
1. The state obtained by consuming copious quantity's of assorted non-specific drugs. Usually associated with, but not limited to, dizziness, euphoria, loss of conciseness, anonymous sex, good vibes, bad vibes, erectile dysfunction, raging boners, the giggles, the munchies, and an overall sense that, quote, "Last night was fucking awesome."
Synonyms: Smashed, Plastered, Hammered, Blown, Trashed, ect.
Antonyms: Being a pussy, wallflowering, sobriety, ect.

Jordan: "Holy shit Brandon I've never been so squashed in my life!"
Brandon: "I'll bet! Three G's, a bottle of Vick's, and two drops of adrenocrome will do that to a person."
Jordan: "By the way, have you seen my car?"
Brandon: "It's on the roof."

by Col. Mustard with the Ice Pick April 10, 2013

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

cock squasher

A woman who, through physical size or force of personality, dominates the guys she is with.

Dude, this fat chick I am a hooking up with terrifies me... she is a real cock squasher.

by Mack Daddy Kevin August 3, 2007

squashledick

an expression used in place of shit when one wants to be a little more creative and a little less profane

Girl: I'm pregnant
Boy: squashledick

by amandagrace427 December 24, 2010