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W squared

i.e WW - Window Worthy

Used to describe attractive people who are worthy of sitting in the windows of restaurants and bars to attract customers.
(to be read in a french accent)
<waiter 1> Ah Jean Pierre, zeez sree ladies are veray attracteev.
<waiter 2> Oui, so zey are. Zey are how you say? Window Worzee.
<waiter 1> Tres bien.
by Posh Nosh February 15, 2005
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69 Squared

The act in which four people form a square and perform oral on each other. Kind of like stacking lincoln logs but with humans.
Fred: Dude, how was that party last nite?

Jorge: IT was NUTS. Me, two chicks, and one of there boy friends 69 squared. It was crazy.
by Ginga-Ninja May 18, 2009
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Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.
Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"
by duke5572 October 29, 2007
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a squared

I spent the weekend at U of M in A squared
by wee beastie April 22, 2006
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hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.
example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!
by allaroundperfect August 23, 2006
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Stranger Squared

The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.
Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".

Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
by Mouth32 October 20, 2008
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spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead
Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?
by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014
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