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Square Rooter

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.
Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.
by Wakafaluka waka waka June 23, 2011
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squadee

Similar to a selfie, but when you take a selfie with your besties --your squad. Squadee is the picture taken with a cell phone of a group of people that includes the self.
OMG, let's take a squadee!
by Dr. Magenta March 26, 2016
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Square Brown

This definition is another term for swear down
1 : ‘Did you really punch that lad in the face last night’ 2 : ‘yeah square brown I did’
by misterrrjosh October 11, 2021
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sketchbob squarepants

(adj) Hilarious way to describe a person, place, or thing as suspect, questionable, unsafe, dishonest, or disreputable. A play on words that nonsensically incorporates reference to cartoon character, Spongebob Squarepants.

synonym: sketchy
Whoa, duder! That wiring harness under your car looks sketchbob squarepants.
by Bozo McScrotus May 18, 2016
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Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.
Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.
by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018
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Squacky Juice

Vaginal secretion from a dirty snatch. Often with a pungent odor.
David's sister left squacky juice all over the seat of my motorcycle because her panties couldn't contain her coochie flaps, and what a stink it left. I thought I broke a can of sardines on there!
by JVicious December 14, 2010
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Squaready

To be squaready is to be as boring as a square, but ready for anything.
Man for a professor he's pretty squaready for any of our shenanigans.
by Lokinario March 19, 2015
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