Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

Spuffbadger

Pretty much the more extreme version of *spits tea*, on hearing a piece of news, witticism or other statement.
Usually ends in soggy technological items, extreme embarassment or extreme laughter.

I just spuffbadgered over my laptop.

You just spuffbadgered, didn't you?

by musicalmidget November 20, 2009

spift

when you're kinda high

*takes a hit of a blunt*
"Bruh, I feel funny..."

"You're spifted dude 😂"

by Anales May 18, 2016

sputtered

Explosive sounds typically when heated

The Engine sputtered then stopped

by Fizzy ice-cream October 23, 2017

SPAFTN

It’s just SPAFTN.

Nobody really knows.

Can be an exclamation or curse word.

*finds secret code*
“SPAFTN! I found it!”

*drops glass*
“Oh SPAFTN”

by AveragePigeon April 11, 2019

spuct

hot so hot heeseung guapo oh my karina wow

heeseung is so spuct

by heeseungissohot April 24, 2022

Pirate Sputter

A way to describe someone who is talking absolute nonsense, pure crap, and nothing but stupidness.

'Jeez, this guy's got nothin' but Pirate Sputter in his mouth.'

by Goat_011 April 17, 2020