A heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. It is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. The local populace, or "townies" are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for shitty Hollywood movies and fast food. Its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.
"Hey, can we stop at Dunkin' Dounuts, I wanna grab a coffee?"
"We just passed one."
"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"
"We just passed one."
"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"
by J.W. Burnside December 26, 2011
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Danny-Yo what chu looking at? I'm from the streets!
Bob-Shut the fuck up Suburban Bitch.
Danny-Don't mess with me, I'm from Chiraq (Chicago)
Bob-You're from the suburbs, Suburban Bitch.
Danny-Yo what chu looking at? I'm from the streets!
Bob-Shut the fuck up Suburban Bitch.
Danny-Don't mess with me, I'm from Chiraq (Chicago)
Bob-You're from the suburbs, Suburban Bitch.
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