Scroteration

(Skro-tur-ay-shun)

1. A laceration on the scrotum most commonly caused by manscaping or rogue fly zippers.

Jill: Why do you keep grimacing when you sit down Jack?
Jack: I gave myself a scroteration last night
Jill: You gave yourself a what now?
Jack: FFS! I cut my ballbag shaving woman!

by Mr W to the R to the C November 25, 2011

sprootemstold

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.

"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"

by H43d August 23, 2011

scrote shot

A shot taken by an individual (male or female) out of another mans scrotum. The scrotum is spread and cupped in a way to create a chalice or reservoir for the shot to sit in. While it was made famous and indeed popular by a bar called Banyan Bar in Thailand the first account was in a restaurant called Moorava on the same island. At this early stage a cut straw was used to drink the shot. It is now seen as churlish to use a straw to drink said shot and the ‘true form’ is considers to be lapping it like a cat with a saucer of milk.

Customer: Oh Barkeep I’d like to procure a scrote shot for me and my lovely lady friend?

Barman: Will you do the honour of providing the reciprocal for the lady or shall i?

Customer: You please sir. I’ve not shaved for weeks.

by Master Billy Bates March 7, 2014

Uncle Scrote

The alpha male of the scrote class. All the qualities of a regular scrote magnified by other qualities such as, urinating on friends furniture, getting in fights with scrotes of the lower class, sleeping in a car for hours on end, stealing alcohol from their place of work, and being intoxicated at times of inconvenience.

Brendon is no average scrote, hes Uncle Scrote.

by The real Uncle Scrote October 18, 2011

Megaman Sprite Comic

A webcomic by brotoad. Notable for being the first comic to use actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman video games

It features characters such as:

megaman, a prick-hating robot conceived by dr dad, notable for his catchphrase of "what"
zero, megamans brother who frequently plays b ball and eats b ball pasta
dr dad, megamans and zeros dad you idiot
dogmobile, megamans trusty dog companion, notable for always saying "BARFK BARFK"
uncle proton, megamans uncle who hates the ozone
roll, megamans girlfriend and sister
quickman, a prick

And many more..

Also turned into a game, Megaman Sprite Game, notable for being the first game using actual megaman sprites from the actual megaman computer games.They're all great

Guy 1: Hey man did you see Vinny's stream on the Megaman Sprite Comic yesterday?
Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3: Hey what's the best webcomic
Guy 4: The Megaman Sprite Comic duh
Guy 3: Haha you answered wrong the answer is insert overrated webcomic here
Guy 4: HowDareYouSayThatInMyFaceIWillMurderYouAndDrinkYourBloodLikeDogmobileDrinksToadmansBloodYouPrick

by ThatOneAndOnlyKappa November 30, 2016

Want a sprite cranberry?

A reason to break into someones house to ask a question.

i.e Hey do you want a sprite cranberry?

by Old Memes December 4, 2018

scrotege

n. a person who hangs around dicks in hopes of becoming of a dick

Q: Who's the guy with that asshole Tommy?
A: Oh, that Bill-his new scrotege.

by fascinatingnewthing February 19, 2009