Climate Spactivist

Sour faced entitled adolescent, scowling bogus scientific 'facts' in the name of saving the planet.

'As the insufferable Greta traversed the planet burning tonne upin tonne of aviation fuel, she remained oblivious that her fart sniffing, piss drinking life as a climate spactivist had sealed her fate.

'She will die a greasy haired, unfuckable, turd-licking nobody. Perplexed as to why coastal towns and cities aren't under 50 feet of sea water'.

by Herbie Dongsporran February 14, 2023

spracked out

very much under the influence of crystal meth or the act of doing meth

"Holy shit I'm so spracked out!" "You wanna get spracked out?"

by illsleepwhenimdead May 6, 2008

Stractical

business jargon used to describe an action that is both of strategic and tactical importance - therefore strategically tactical

This primary tactical action could be of a stractical nature

by Julian Howard September 11, 2005

Sprant

Is the past tense of the word Sprint. I sprant.

I did not sprint nor did I go for a run. I sprant.

I have just had a sprant

by Pinny999 June 24, 2009

sprattle

Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.

There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

Sprackle Pop

Someone who is either really high or they just never came down from the last one. Someone who has been up for days and is hallucinating.

Put the pipe down Sprackle Pop and go eat a burger!!!!!

by Squirrel 842 February 28, 2009

sprart

A Sprart is a fart with a spray or blast of air, powerful enough that no feces exits with it, such as a Shart, but that a person nearby can feel the blast of air exiting. This may happen when one farts while sneezing or coughing, as the air expelled causes a painful dilation of the anus with such force and speed that anyone close can feel the air as well as the person experiencing it not being able to walk for a minute or so. Sprarts usually do not smell because the air is dispersed quickly as opposed to a long, slow emission.

John and Lisa were play-fighting and she started sneezing, then she sprarted on his leg a few times. It took her a second to be able to walk.

I should not have eaten ice cream after those hot pockets last night, I feel a sprart coming on. I took a dump earlier so I know it's not a shart, but this has some real power behind it and my butthole already hurts.

My boyfriend sprarts on me at night when he's asleep. Why can't he just let it go quietly? I feel the blastwave of hot air against my arm and that's with his boxers on. Gross.

by Eagle Azure March 1, 2014