sporked

the mix of spooned and forked, sporked.

Trevor got his ass sporked by Trav

by Kristinopolis September 27, 2005

spornery

a combination of acting spunky and ornery

kyle ritchie was feeling quite spornery so he gave that whorebag a brooklyn bassethound

by k-mads March 25, 2008

Sponed

When a person is spun from taking crystal meth and stoned from smoking marijuana.

I'm so sponed, can hardly sit still and focus.

by Bosk818er September 27, 2019

spooned

to be punched by a comically small shovel, or a spoon

John got spooned by Max during yesterday’s fight.
That must’ve hurt. At least it wasn’t a shovel.

by kyocl0ud June 27, 2021

Sporfed

An intensified level of dorfed. To reach such a level of inebriation, one would have to ingest an alarming amount of booze. Participating in such an act is not advisable, but seeing someone else do it is truly a sight to behold.

Tim: "Guys I'm not sure how he did it, but Early managed to get so sporfed that he dove a car into a brick wall while laying down in the trunk drinking shine"

by Master chunks July 11, 2021

Sporkedein

A dumb ass bitch usually named Darin

“Darin was such a sporkedein the other day”

by r0mcom April 11, 2022

sponned

Another word for the word "spawned" except this word is for people who can't spell.

Hannah: "OMG where did you come from its like you just sponned out of no where?!"

Jake: "You mean spawned..?"

Hannah: "No silly! Its sponned and will allways be sponned for me"

Jake: "Yeah especially for you because your dumb."

by nightgoose819 July 6, 2022