splack

load of cum usually associated with the male orgasm, generally directed towards the bitches face.

I splacked all over your sisters face, dude!

by Steve January 6, 2003

Splack

to hrut someone really bad

man kemmy was bout to slpack dat hoe on the train

by day May 24, 2003

Splack

To strike someone with the flat side of a shovel.

You don't hep me dig this hole, ima splack you!

by Jonmark Pierce March 1, 2004

Splackle

The build up of crust on the finger due to improper washing after fingerbanging is called Splackle.

The actual performing of the act in progress drops the "e" and adds an "ing," creating the word Splacking.

Synonyms: Harmonica Fingers, The Abe Lincoln, Uteran Cuticles, Birth

Used properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the neUsed properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the next morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.xt morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.

by Yep, It's Brian! January 4, 2009

splack

A term used for fake gangsta wannabes who think they can dance. The term splack my only be used if: they are dancing like spasdics; put on fake gangsta accents and come from england (mainly london); and use words such as 'blood', 'bro' and 'respect'.

"Have you seen that splack on youtube? He's dancing like a right spasdic"

by Nathan the great!!! March 6, 2008

splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.

So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.

by Logan March 27, 2005

Splacker

The superfluous act of spreading an entertaining or shocking image, video or file across the Internet to amuse or solicit reaction from it's viewers.

"Whoa look at that hottie! I'm going to splacker that all over the boards!"

"Give me $100 or I'm going to splacker that nude picture of you and that stripper at your bachelor party"

by zbng August 10, 2006