Splorch

The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.

Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!

by Tai Zidek January 5, 2005

spouchebag

Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.

My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.

by b_radisrad April 24, 2014

Slouchy

A beanie worn by stoners.

Mike wears a slouchy on his head every day to let others know he smokes.

by ToasterStroodles May 15, 2016

Get Slouched

to rek someone is a video game or in real life.

oh get slouched m8

by Swagger30002.0 June 5, 2017

Plumber's Slouch

The Plumber's Slouch occurs when someone's pants and shirt separate, usually when a person is bent over... giving everyone a view of the person's butt crack... but Plumber's Slouch allows you to refer to the situation without being overly graphic.

Please wear a longer shirt under your sweater, so you can avoid Plumber's Slouch every time you bend over. No one wants to see that!

by Grammarly Girl March 7, 2014

Splorch

That satisfying squirty sound of hot sauce, or any spicy, liquid condiment makes when exiting the bottle.

April's ear detected the distinctive splorch of Sriacha sauce leaving the bottle.

by cimat1984 July 17, 2011

Splooch

Giving a 'High Five" to a friend or random person by first pretending to give the recipient a "high Five" and then screaming "Splooch" with the middle finger in their face

Jock: "That was a great shot

Nerd: "Hey thanks man. I'm new in school and dont have any

Friends." ( go for the high five)

Jock: "Splooch! Ha Ha sucks to be you fag"

Nerd: "I'm dead on the inside."

by Perny October 27, 2009