spotty cunt

richard tomkins

god look at that spotty cunt!

by FLiX July 8, 2002

Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"

Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.

by Matt P June 19, 2003

splotsy

A wet shit

That curry gave me a terrible splotsy last night

by Butler 808 August 27, 2016

splottaled

Completely destroyed or to be completely messed up

Let's go get splottaled at the party

My phone got splottaled after I dropped it

by TheGoaat May 14, 2017

Splott

Sound of freshly cooked, soupy retried beans when they hit the nachos prior to baking!!!!

I made nachos with a splott of beans!

by Kiddo5 June 28, 2017

splatty

A bald person.

Look at the/that splatty dude walking this way...

by Ashnorris69 November 15, 2018