Marie (Splatoon)

A squid idol from the video game splatoon. A fucking sarcastic and lazy bitch who won the final splatfest of splatoon, SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING grandma

I’m not a fuckin’ grandma; I’m marie (splatoon)

by Thedemoninkling February 15, 2020

Splatoon 3

The queerest game on the planet.

Splatoon 3 is so gay, all i see is furry art and people saying they like men! Am i gay?

by DickSuck913875626798 October 9, 2022

Splatoon Porn

Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16

Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better

by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018

Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 28, 2019

Splotong

Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG

Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..

by Tom Jack September 2, 2006

Spontoon

Alot of, especially when talking about murlocs.

OMFG theres a spontoon of people

by Splitter March 19, 2005

Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.

Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.

by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023