splice the main brace

In the English Navy grog was 1/4 rum and 3/4 water. When the sailors would bring in the main sails, it was such a tough job that they would be rewarded with a 'double' which was 1/2 rum and 1/2 water. This is now a way to say 'have a double.'

You did a great job, splice the main brace.

by John Vino December 23, 2011

Splice

A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode

'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'

by Murphison November 5, 2014

Splice

The act of chopping up someones genitals like a sausage and grilling it, proceeding to put it in replace of a hot dog. It can also be ground up to be served as a hamburger.

Hey Robert! Let's go splice Ronan! I feel like my knife could chop up his stubby chode easily. Make sure to char grill it once you've cut it.

by madw2 April 9, 2024

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

Middle Knuckle Genealogical Splice OF My Left Knee Accidents Mold

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

spliced fart

A.k.a. "piggybank" or "cumulonimbus" fart. this uniquely-impressive anal-based audio-delight consists of a number of much-smaller farts that have been carefully "layered" or "stockpiled" inside Uranus, so that they create a single but super-humongous "eruption" whenever it is that you do decide to "let loose".

There are a number of reasons that one might create a spliced fart --- maybe you don't really produce all that much gas, and so you wanna really "make it count" on those comparatively-rare occasions when you do. Or perhaps you are a bit concerned about a certain place you are going and/or someone you are having to meet, and so you wanna "bring along a little spare ammo" just in case.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

I Splice No Backs I

I Splice No Backs I

I Splice No Backs I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Spliced

An Obscure, Hilarious, Creative Teletoon cartoon about A Doctor creating mutants in an Island, then got arrested for doing so, and now all of the Mutants make their own society, Followed up by creative and crazy Episodes.

Person 1: I wonder if anyone has heard of The Show, Spliced.
Person 2: I think I used to watch that show as a kid. It was Pretty good!
Person 3: I've never heard of it before.

by Sh_im_anon April 16, 2022