splatjob

i.. i dont know im worried that you've been seeing too much

stewie: "hey brian, whats a splatjob?"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"

by anonymous May 18, 2022

Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much

Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT

by Rat_Lord April 7, 2021

Slatt

Short for “slime love all the time“ often said when a person does a gang sign when they wipe they’re nose.

Person 1: wassup broski how ya been I ain’t seen ya in awhile.
Person 2: wassup slatt I been straight.

by The impasta October 21, 2020

Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.

seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.

by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

splat box

A vagina thats had far too many semen injections, very well known throughout the chav community.

Fuck me do you want a sponge for that dear, your splat box is overflowing.

by I. Lowndes November 6, 2008

Splatholm Syndrome

When a splatcord member becomes obsessed with splatcord and talks in it day and night, and if they’re timed out or kicked/banned they make several alt accounts to continue talking in it, posing as theirselves or as a whole new person.

“Why do you keep leaving and rejoining splatcord?”
“I think I have Splatholm Syndrome …”

by DEMOTEEIGHT2024 June 10, 2023