Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

by dgh938peg April 14, 2010

splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget

Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.

by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016

Splashback Enema

When a dense drop jets a puff of water upwards fast enough to enter the sphincter before it closes from the release.
This requires very specific conditions to occur, and consequently is a rare but possible event

Well boys, it finally happened. I just received a splashback enema. As if that wasn't bad enough I had toilet water overflow from the invasion site dripping down my cheeks.

by wynx October 29, 2020

Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

splashed americano

When you're tired of the black tar, but you're not ready to commit to a full-on latte.

Barista, one splashed Americano. And remember, I said splash, not flash flood!

by jdisgjwe July 18, 2023

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

Splasharita

A frozen alcoholic drink similar to a margarita, topped with a splash of fresh human semen.

I am so thirsy AND horny right now, I am really in the mood for a splasharita!

John offered to make Ellen a strawberry splasharita.

by TheVirginJamie December 16, 2008