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Splain-shame

The act of explaining facts to someone in an effort to get them to realize they are acting in a shameful manner. Often used to convince people to stop believing that others are deceived by their bullshit.
"Bobby had to splain-shame George into admitting that his girlfriend was indeed a hobag"
by Johnnyboy369 November 5, 2019
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Barr-splain

Give a circuitous partisan, summarization of a Federal investigation which purposefully omits content, context, nature, and substance of an investigators work and conclusions. AKA, Lying; perjury
"The summary letter the Department of Justice sent to Congress and released to the public late in the afternoon of March 24 was bargain basement Barr-splaining."
by I Kuchaokof May 2, 2019
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Fascist-splaining

What Facebook does to cover their own ass when it comes to their ever-increasing censorship of truth and conservatives/ Christians.
I am constantly getting messages from Facebook, Fascist-splaining why they removed my post. I think they feel guilty because they know it's wrong.
by DoTheVooDew May 17, 2019
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tyler splaine

a very sexy man with a very large cock
Tyler splaine is sexy as hell
by Tyler splaine February 13, 2018
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stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.
Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.
by mlhiss May 7, 2020
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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Please stop URL-splaining me with tedious articles and engage me in proper conversation.
by b2kb2k September 20, 2020
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Wo-splain

The explaination of something by a woman typically to a man, regarded as condescending or patronizing. Antonym to mansplain.
I'm listening to a woman wo-splain how to make half and half to her chef boyfriend.
by Lvonisenberg November 4, 2023
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