spindlebanger

the kind of person who would have sex on a bicycle

Steve is such a spindlebanger. He'd totally pork someone on a bike.

by BikeRackSr October 7, 2017

Spindlewhore

A girl who teases their boyfriend to the point where his chromosomes separate, much like what a spindle does.

Poor Johnny. His girl keeps playing games with him. He’s losing his mind. Damn spindlewhore doesn’t know when to stop.

by 01ESUOH November 2, 2017

Spindle Sander

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.

by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022

Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.

by Whitesugar50 June 7, 2018

siddle

Verb: to appear next to someone out of no where
Noun: One who is partakes in siddling

I felt as if there was a siddler around.
He was siddling the man around.

by Jeremy Arca January 9, 2009

Spuddle

This occurs while urinating; when a massive sneeze overpowers you causing jets of urine to spray uncontrollably all over the walls and floor of the bathroom. This usually results in a large puddle of pee.

"That Sally McPuddles made a huge mess when he pissed all over the goddamn floor, he must have spuddled in there!"

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

spindletree

A sexual position in which the man holds up the woman by the thighs or buttocks while she is positioned on his erect shaft. The man then proceeds to rotate in a circle while the woman leans her head back. A circle of other men proceed to cockslap the woman as her face spins around the circle.

Joe and Laura's intercourse got crazy when they invited Jimmy, Thomas, William, Philip, Johnathon, Michael, Dennis, and Horatio for a some crazy spindletree action.

by Theycantstop us June 26, 2010