Shiternet

An Internet connection that is slow, crappy, and lags all the time.

Dude, you're Wi-Fi sucks. Go sell your router and buy a new one so we don't have to deal with this shiternet.

by Suburbanz71 July 18, 2018

Shiternet

Adjective describing internet that is complete ass; borderline unusable.

The word "Shiternet" derives from the word "Shit," in this case meaning 'of poor quality,' and "Internet" meaning internet connection from an ISP.

The term "Shiternet" can refer to a multitude of reasons for internet quality to be poor, such as stuttering, lag, high ping, poor upload/download speed and more.

"I really want to play Tarkov but my Shiternet won't let me."

"I would play with you guys but my shiternet is acting up."

"I'm trying to join the Discord but my Shiternet is being awful."

by Netyop October 13, 2021

sinternet

A worldwide multi-computer hook-up where hot topics and heated discussions are da norm.

After witnessing all of da "scorching" temper-flares and "searing" condemnations on da sinternet for a few minutes, I had to switch it off and take a Dramamean just to settle my knotted stomach and calm my jangled nerves!

by QuacksO October 24, 2024

Shitternets

A made up "disease" that infects devices and gives them painfully slow WiFi or cellular data.

Joe: Godammit! Why can't I place a call?!
Bob: Must be a case of the shitternets.

by NiggerFucker1 December 8, 2024

Skinternet

Skinternet – a modern version of being broke, watching free online content. Watching movies, listening to music, watching YouTube videos—spending all day, every day online, on social media, basically your whole life online because you have no money.

Lee: Bruv, at the end of the week, after I’ve paid all my bills… all I can do is go online.

Frank: Innit, bruv. I’m in the same boat—totally skinternet, LOL.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 29, 2026