2 definitions by Netyop
A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
Adjective describing internet that is complete ass; borderline unusable.
The word "Shiternet" derives from the word "Shit," in this case meaning 'of poor quality,' and "Internet" meaning internet connection from an ISP.
The term "Shiternet" can refer to a multitude of reasons for internet quality to be poor, such as stuttering, lag, high ping, poor upload/download speed and more.
The word "Shiternet" derives from the word "Shit," in this case meaning 'of poor quality,' and "Internet" meaning internet connection from an ISP.
The term "Shiternet" can refer to a multitude of reasons for internet quality to be poor, such as stuttering, lag, high ping, poor upload/download speed and more.
"I really want to play Tarkov but my Shiternet won't let me."
"I would play with you guys but my shiternet is acting up."
"I'm trying to join the Discord but my Shiternet is being awful."
"I would play with you guys but my shiternet is acting up."
"I'm trying to join the Discord but my Shiternet is being awful."
by Netyop October 13, 2021