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Poo-spew

To have the shits and be sick at the same time with no control of bodily functions.
My holiday belly is not to clever. I think I need a poo-spew.

I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere
by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016
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Baby Spew

(1) - A term used to describe an unusually small amount of ejaculate which secretes from the the man's erect penis during oral sex
Nathan: Yo I just derailed some next broad last night!
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.
by BBWlovesflounder November 13, 2011
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Spew Burp

When a person burps after giving fellatio.
Dude, I was so fired up when my girlfriend blew me until she sat up afterwards and spew burped into my face. I almost blew chunks.
by Cubby Stank Esteban November 27, 2012
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deja spew

when you puke/ralph/dry heave a second different time from ingesting the same type of alcohol that made you sick initially
hey Ms. aqua vit penalty shot, the same thing happened after last years Christmas white elephant party, deja spew all over again, at least the dogs enjoy the spew pool.
by peerope June 11, 2013
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spew mat

A slang term for a pizza, due to the look of a pizza. ie. spew.
Craig: Hey Micko, let's order some spew mats from pizza hut.

Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.

Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.

Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
by craig masterton March 27, 2008
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turkey spew

a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.
"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
by danmau5 August 31, 2009
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spew key

a paranoid person trying to stay anonymous on the internet while believing the government is after them
he must be a spew key he is so unnatural
by spew key March 10, 2020
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