spedgasm

When a SPED(special ed) kid yells out in his or her wheelchair and it scares all of the children in class.

The sped in the hallway had a spedgasm and it disturbed my learning.

by Iamthekidthatlivesdownthestree May 24, 2017

SPED NATION

A term made by a ROBLOX volleyball community which mean a group of stupid/retarded people that would act like speds.

"AYE YO SPED NATION"

"look at that Sped Nation"

by Sped Nation September 21, 2020

Club Sped

A retard gangbang. Usually associated with Depend® Diapers and Danmar® Seizure Helmets.

Alexander was in a Club Sped last night. And that's why he has barbeque sauce on his forehead.

by Alexander Martin Beardsley February 24, 2004

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has no special features.

"THAT IS IT! I am throwing away the bloody shed!"
"Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, right?"

by Zach G. November 9, 2003

Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.

That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005