spando

A spandex wearing impersonator of Lando Calrissian

Carey is a real spando

by stewie June 14, 2004

SPAZOID

Someone who totally freaks out over little or nothing.

Mostly done by SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS or the mentally ill.

Darin is freaking put because some disagreed with him; he is such a SPAZOID.

by Dan D Doty October 9, 2018

spazoidian slip

A spazoidian slip is when the mighty spazoid slips into an analzoidian frame of mind,not permanent, and can be used as a building block to strengthen the mind to become a better spazoid.

"The last couple of days I had a major spazoidian slip,it was scary, but my stronger,new and beautiful being emerged."

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 25, 2008

spazmofucker

A really retarded person, a total knob end. There so stupid they can't put thier arms straight.
They also have an uncanny abuility to do someting correctly, but make it look really stupid.

What the hell are you doing with your arms?! You stupid spazmofucker

by Loafer April 1, 2004

spazhole

A moist, cavernous source of pleasure for most women. Often when stimulated properly, the response of the said women is to spazz out, or gasm.

syn. velvet wallet, spam purse, axe wound

When I used the brutus in my mother's spazhole she began to twitch and shudder uncontrollably.

by The Troll March 2, 2004

Spadoodle

A game played while driving a car. The driver and passenger compete in spotting a car with one headlight missing or broken. The objective is to be the first to spot the car, then say the word spadoodle as fast as you can, remember, its a competition. Its customary to hit the losers arm as a punishment and as marking of a score. The passenger has a distinct advantage in being able to scan left to right. DISCLAIMER: NOT WISE FOR DRIVER TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO GAME, eyes on the road :)

"Spadoodle" said Thomas as he eblowed Kimberleys arm. The point was his. again!

by Bertha Keith February 9, 2010

king spazoid

King spazoid is the guy in Colorado,who rules the spazoidian empire. Always willing to listen and help all who truly seek peace and unity.

"That King spazoid never ceases to amaze me."

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008