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subsexual

-A product of the suburbs. Typically a straight married male who would prefer to drink beer in his driveway with other subsexual male neighbors & discuss various sports while increasing his girth.

-The opposite of a metrosexual.

-A seemingly "good guy" who has a fabulous wife, but no intentions of trimming his ear/back/nose hair to please her, despite her pleas otherwise.

-The reason suburbia wives love gay bars & "Passions" parties.

-A man who allows his physical characteristics/sex appeal to diminish once married with children.

-A perfect candidate for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

-Possibly a cover for a closet queer.
"Fine honey, you go hang out with your subsexual friends again tonight. I don't mind tending to our children's every need. Have fun!"
by L.S.M. January 9, 2009
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Soulosexual

Not to be mistaken with a solosexual, a soulosexual is someone who does not fall in love with males or females but rather people's inner souls.
Barnaby never goes for guys OR girls ... he seems to be a soulosexual ... he falls in love with people's souls.

He's not gay or straight ... he's a soulosexual!
by Dartagnon J. Puissant May 9, 2010
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suisexual

When one masterbates wildly till their death and or dies while having uncontrolable sexual intercourse. Also having unprotected sex with hookers.
MIKE: Hey Paul hows your dad been these days... PAUL: aw man, he died bro, he was suisexual, he always had his pecker in his hand tapping all kinds of bitches, not only did he go blind but he went out with a bang.
by the-bouncer August 12, 2011
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solosexual

"'For people who have a sexual attraction to Han Solo and nobody else.'" - urban dictionary, probably. " - u/Gryhmace
that guy from starwars gets me so turned on , i think i might be a solosexual
by omfgidk September 20, 2022
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Solesexual

when you are only attracted romantically to one person of the same sex/gender excluding being attracted to a celebrity, unless you are a celebrity.
He is solesexual for his best friend.
by mykoala December 18, 2018
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Subsexual

Subsexual is a form of asexuality. Subsexuality is when you are sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction to someone.
I am subsexual, meaning I sex-repulsed but still feel sexual attraction
by Internet_Duckie July 10, 2020
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Soulsexual

Soulsexual is when you are attracted to the user Soulツ#1542.
Instinct: Im so Soulsexual
Storm: Same NGL
by SoilSoul May 26, 2021
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