i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

Get someone's Irish up

To cause them to go into a blinding, seething, often-homicidal rage. See also: Infuriate.

Get someone's Irish up: "This mother-fucker is gonna get my Irish up if he doesn't get out of my way!"

by voodooKobra August 3, 2007

tossing someone's salad

When a person licks his or her partners butthole.

Baby, hurry up home and take a shower real quick because I will be tossing someone's salad for dinner ;)

by Brax Shin February 19, 2014

Clapping Someone's Cheeks

When you stick your cock really far up someone's ass and then pull in and push out so hard it makes a clapping noise.

I wish i was clapping someone's cheeks right now.

by CheekClapper69 December 20, 2017

Rustling someone's jimmies

To bother or upset someone over a fairly trivial matter.

"have you been rustling someone's jimmies today?"

" yes, my friend got upset that I beat him yet again in monopoly"

by Soup dog March 14, 2015

dance on someone's grave

to profit from someone's misfortune

That guy who wants to own a monoploly won't be dancing on anyones grave when the police notice.

by Light Joker January 3, 2005

bite someone's head off

This rather common verb phrase is used referring to an angry person overreacting to a trifling matter, specifically to something that someone has said or done.

The last instance of "bite someone's head off" I came across was recently (late 2006), in the third season of an exhilarating Warner Bros. sitcom created by Chuck Lorre, “Two and a half Men”, which I have the pleasure to subtitle in French for the channel Canal Plus. In the ninth episode, entitled “Madame and her special friend”, the uptight Alan Harper (starred by the outrageously funny John Cryer) shouts in frustration at his whimsical brother Charlie (both a homonymous clone of and an eponymous role for Charlie Sheen). The reason for this fit of anger is that Charlie does not keep his promise to “give it a rest” on the jokes his makes about Norma (starred by Chloris Leachman, who needs not be introduced), Alan’s elderly date (hence the title). Charlie, judging that his sibling makes yet again a mountain out of an anthill, retorts:

“You don’t have to bite my head off !”.

Wether in or out of this context, the exaggerated therefore comical catch phrase may be thus paraphrased: “I do not deserve such a harsh punishment for such a petty mistake !”. I hope this explanation will be of any help to you.

by Nicolas Auffret, freelance dubber and subtitler November 9, 2006